Why the "69" Position Isn’t as Great as It Sounds

Sex is about pleasure, relaxation, and enjoying the moment. But let’s be honest: not all popular positions are actually comfortable. One of the most hyped-up is 69. In theory, it should be the perfect way for both partners to enjoy themselves equally, but in practice… there are quite a few downsides.

Sex is about pleasure, relaxation, and enjoying the moment. But let’s be honest: not all popular positions are actually comfortable. One of the most hyped-up is 69. In theory, it should be the perfect way for both partners to enjoy themselves equally, but in practice… there are quite a few downsides.

1. Hard to focus
   You’re either giving pleasure or receiving it—doing both at the same time is tricky. Imagine eating a steak while typing an important email. Not exactly ideal, right?

2. Neck pain is guaranteed
   If you spend hours working at a desk, you know what a stiff neck feels like. Now add an awkward body position into the mix. After a couple of minutes, your neck will feel like you’ve been lifting weights all day.

3. One person does all the work
   In theory, both partners are equally engaged. In reality, the one on top is doing way more than the one lying back and relaxing. Not ideal if you're into lazy sex.

4. Breathing struggles
   If you’re on the bottom, good luck getting enough air. You’ll feel like you’re free-diving without an oxygen tank.

5. That number always gets a reaction
   Try mentioning in an office meeting that you handled 69 emails today. Someone, somewhere, is going to smirk. That number will never be taken seriously again.

6. Height and weight mismatch
   If you and your partner are the same size, great. If not, one of you is going to have to stretch awkwardly or hunch over uncomfortably.

7. The hype vs. reality
   People talk about "69" like it’s the ultimate erotic experience. But just like shower sex, it sounds better than it actually is—awkward, overhyped, and not as enjoyable as you’d expect.

8. The awkward finish
   Reaching orgasm in this position isn’t easy. But if one person does, the other is left in a very awkward situation. Not exactly the grand finale you were hoping for.

Instead of forcing yourself into a complicated position, go for something that’s actually comfortable. Sex should be about pleasure, not about figuring out where to put your neck, arms, and lungs.