Women’s Marketing

In the world of marketing, various strategies are used to capture attention and build an image. But how can these principles be applied to women's behavior in social settings? This article explores how different forms of female behavior can be interpreted as marketing strategies and how men perceive these "marketing moves."

In the world of marketing, various strategies are used to capture attention and build an image. But how can these principles be applied to women's behavior in social settings? This article explores how different forms of female behavior can be interpreted as marketing strategies, and how men perceive these "marketing moves"

You see a man on the street. You approach him and say, “I cook really well.”
— This is direct marketing.

You’re at a museum with friends and spot a man. One of your friends goes up to him and says, “She cooks really well.”
— This is advertising.

In a restaurant, you see a man. You stand up, adjust your dress, and approach him to pour him a drink. You say, “Allow me,” then come closer to adjust his tie while touching his hand and say, “By the way, I also cook really well.”
— This is PR.

At a university, you see a guy. Using cunning tactics, you create a messy dispute among the girls present, while staying on the sidelines. When everyone fights, you say, “Let’s get out of here! Girls shouldn’t fight; they should learn to cook like me.”
— This is black PR.

In a café, you see a man. He approaches you and says, “I heard you cook well.”
— This is a recognizable brand.

You go to an event with lots of beautiful girls. You adjust your hair and say, “I cook well, and I don’t want anything for it!”
— This is dumping.

You go to the theater and say, “I bake really well, and you’ll be the third person to try my cake,” then pull out a container.
— This is network marketing.

You didn’t go to the event, but everyone there keeps talking about how well you cook.
— This is an established brand.

You go to a museum with friends and spot a man. You approach him and say you’re Svetka. Everyone knows how well Svetka cooks. Svetka knows you’ve impersonated her. For this, Svetka gets a chocolate bar.
— This is franchising.

You go to a restaurant with friends, and you see the restaurant owner. Each of you talks about how well you cook and what you want in return.
— This is a tender.

You’re going to a ball, and your friend is already there, distributing notes describing how well you cook.
— This is press release distribution.

You go to a party and announce into the microphone that you bake a great duck. A few days later, all the party guests meet at the clinic.
— These are victims of misleading advertising.

You go to a New Year’s party and tell five guys there that if each of them tells five of their friends you cook well, and they in turn tell another five, etc., you’ll cook for them. When half the country is eager to try your dishes, you ditch everyone and disappear.
— This is a Ponzi scheme.

You go to a restaurant and claim that you cook well. But to the one who offers Swiss chocolate and French champagne, you’ll give a “Napoleon” cake. To the one with “Soviet champagne” and a bar of “Alenka,” you’ll give two “Napoleons” or maybe even two “Napoleons” plus “Tiramisu.”
— This is protectionism.

You go to a party with Svetka (you bake well, she cooks well)... Everyone is told that they must choose between you two...
— This is strategic partnership.

You borrow a mixer and ingredients from a friend, promising to give her every second chocolate bar you earn during the evening...
— This is a joint-stock company.

You’re unattractive, and no one wants to see you... But your dad pays for the banquet... A crowd shows up, and everyone is ready to love your donuts...
— This is government subsidies.

You arrive at the party, don’t dance, don’t laugh, and just ignore everyone, washing your hands in the punch and spitting on the candles stuck in the cake... Everyone around is watching you with desire...
— This is market dominance.

You’re a vegetarian but have to attend a steak tasting...
— This is company policy.

Everyone knows how well you cook... And then you spread a rumor that you watch MMA fights...
— This is market expansion.

You go to a café, see a man, and tell him how well you cook and that you need 2 cups of coffee and 2 chocolate bars. You go to your restaurant, but you say you’re tired, and your friend will cook instead. For that, you give her one cup of coffee and one chocolate bar.
— This is outsourcing.

You go to the university, see a student, and say, “Come to our bakery; we make great donuts.” He replies, “I can’t because I don’t like sweets.”
— This is an incorrect target audience.

You cook for chocolate bars and coffee, then give the earnings to a friend, who brings it all to your home, and you and your friends drink coffee and snack...
— This is money laundering.

You go to the theater, looking beautiful, confident, and smart... You know you cook well... You’re ready to give your donuts away for free to any man... But all the men are taken by some other girls who demand money from them.
— This is the market.