What if we lived life backwards? Imagine this: you start with the biggest problem—death—but you don’t even get to experience it, because it’s already over. Easy and painless.
What if we lived life backwards? Imagine this: you start with the biggest problem—death—but you don’t even get to experience it, because it’s already over. Easy and painless.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, and every day you feel better and better. Wrinkles smooth out, joints work perfectly, energy surges. You become so healthy that they kick you out!
Next comes retirement. No work, just enjoyment—traveling, hobbies, relaxing walks. But then, you start working… and on your very first day, they give you a fancy watch, flowers, and a bonus. Everyone respects you, and your boss is your best friend. Every year of work makes you younger, stronger, more confident.
Then comes the real fun. You’re free, carefree, living for parties, booze, and sex. Your life is an endless thrill ride, and ahead of you are your school years.
You become a teenager again, but without the awkwardness or acne. It’s just sports, fun, and first crushes. Then primary school: running, playing, no worries at all.
Next comes the golden childhood. No stress, just toys, sweets, and laughter. Every day, you get smaller while the world around you gets bigger and more exciting.
Then, you enter a true paradise—a warm, cozy place with food delivered on schedule and perfect conditions. You just relax in complete safety. Everything gradually fades, the world shrinks, it becomes darker and quieter…
And at the very end—a powerful, bright, explosion of emotions! Everything disappears into one fantastic orgasm.
Not a bad way to go, right?
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