7 Things You Should Never Do as a Guest - Unless You Want to Seem Super Weird
You've been invited over. Sounds easy: show up, eat something, smile, say goodbye. But remember—this isn’t your place. Even if the vibe is casual, you’re still a guest.
You've been invited over. Sounds easy: show up, eat something, smile, say goodbye. But remember—this isn’t your place. Even if the vibe is casual, you’re still a guest. And guests don’t crash on the couch, raid the fridge, or treat the house like a hotel. So here’s a quick, no-nonsense guide to being a normal visitor—and making sure you get invited back.
Don’t just touch everything
See a vinyl collection, a samurai sword, or an old Playboy magazine? Hands off. You’re not in a museum. If something catches your eye, just ask first. It shows basic respect.
Leave when it’s time
Lights getting dim? Dishes cleared? Someone already in pajamas? That’s your cue. Better to leave early and be missed than stay too long and overstay your welcome.
Taking over is just awkward
Don’t flip on lights, rearrange furniture, or start playing your playlist. This isn’t your living room. Chill.
No surprise guests
Bringing a new girlfriend, your kid, or your buddy? Don’t. Even if they’re great. The host didn’t plan for them. Always ask first.
Not every pet wants your love
Thinking of feeding the dog or picking up the cat? Better check. They could be on a diet, sick, or just totally uninterested in being touched. It’s not a petting zoo.
A small gift goes a long way
Showing up empty-handed? Feels careless. A chocolate bar or a bottle of wine—totally fine. It’s the thought that counts.
Respect the house rules
Shoes off? Phone on silent? Just do it. You're a guest. Act like one.
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