LEGO against boredom: Iron Man and Spider-Man in a new format that you'll want to put on your shelf (and never let anyone touch)

Guys, who said toys are just for kids? Especially when it comes to 436 pieces of technological elegance and adult love for Marvel, which hasn’t faded since we first heard: "I am Iron Man."

Guys, who said toys are just for kids? Especially when it comes to 436 pieces of technological elegance and adult love for Marvel, which hasn’t faded since we first heard: "I am Iron Man."

Long story short, LEGO has caught us again — and this time they’re playing big: the first-ever LEGO Marvel mini bust collection is on the way, and the first heroes are Iron Man and Spider-Man in the Iron Spider suit. Now close your eyes and imagine: a neat 6.5-inch bust made of pieces that you assemble yourself, moving each element just like Tony Stark did in his garage when he built his armor.

And yes, of course, it's not just a plastic piece — it's the official MK4 model from "Iron Man 2," with all the signature features: posable aerodynamic panels, micro missile launchers, a nameplate, and a Tony minifigure included. A dream for anyone who’s ever watched Marvel with bated breath. Price? $59.99 — and let's be honest, that’s what your latest gadget’s box costs, and the enjoyment inside was far less.

And now, the cherry on the web: Spider-Man in his nanotech suit from "Infinity War" — it’ll be out a little later, on August 1, but is already available for pre-order. 379 pieces, movable mechanical arms, Spider-Man minifigure included, and this is that same Peter Parker who’s grown up but still clings to walls and your soul.

What’s cool: these busts are for fans 18 and older, so no one will tell you: "What, you bought toys again?" — because these aren’t toys. They’re an honorary geek trophy displayed on the shelf, declaring: "I know my heroes and details."

LEGO designer Petra Persson (the name sounds like a superhero, by the way) said the choice was obvious: start with the most iconic — Iron Man and his young partner. Because they didn’t just save the world — they saved our belief that a suit could be incredibly smart, and friendship unbreakable.

So, bro, if you already have a Darth Vader figure, a whiskey collection, and a couple of Netflix-free evenings — make the pre-order now. Then build it. Hang it on the wall. Show it to your friends. Or don’t. This is your universe. And you’re the hero in it.